I, like most male-identified people I know, have a very specific pocket organization system, coupled with the fact that I have had the same wallet/phone for a few years now (also: I tend to wear tight pants). The point is, these everyday items have left lasting impressions on my… trousers (and heart). In the Atlanta airport, upon my return from Santiago, I was asked multiple times to “EMPTY YOUR POCKETS;” The capital-letters do not denote emphasis, but a TSA-employee yelling in my face. They were empty the entire time.